Blogging is kind of like prostitution. Just think about it for a second.
Give it a minute, it will hit you.
Got it? I knew you would. (Slap yourself if you're still confused)
The point of blogging is to put yourself out there, to have people want a piece of you. Having comments, and followers is our form of payment. Instead of cash left on the night table, we have comments on our page. The same amount of satisfaction for some. Now that I think about it, if you need me, I will be on the corner.
To get the comments you have to dress yourself correctly. Hookers don't have to wear much, but blogs have to have the right stuff.
(now humming the NKOTB)
You have to have a point and a bit of humor. Which let me tell you can be some hard work. I myself don't do well with all the pressure of having to have a point. Look a chicken!
Not only do you have to have all that, but you also need to make sure you are standing on the busiest corner. If you want people to see your blog, you need to really put yourself out there. You need to post your blog link anywhere possible. Kind of like the way dogs leave there mark on hydrants, you make yours on other sites. I have even gone as far enough to post it in the stalls in women's bathrooms. Want a good time? Log onto fishafisha@blogspot.com.
Holla at your girl.
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5 comments:
Wow, you called me a whore and old, all in the space of about 12 minutes: it must be a record!
Nah, I'm just kidding ya. I get your point, and yet will choose to look at this in an entirely different way.
Don't ask me what that way is yet, as I haven't come up with it... but I will!
Love you, Love, Me
You silly lady.. you are a whore, and a hot young one at that. In the end we all are. Even those damn pony's. You know the one's I speak of.
Rock on you sexy lil hooker you!
Maybe we should start charging hourly as well? Sometimes I wish I could really turn blogging into a carrer because I enjoy it so much. Anyway, keep pimpin' those blogs, we want more!!
i honestly dont care who reads my blog(s), i just like the release of writing.
that said, go comment on my blogs!
hahah!
Jane: I wonder how much we could make hourly? wouldn't it be a dream to get paid to do what ya love.. sounds dreamy..
Miss Kolleen: I will read your blogs as often as you write them. Keep whoring them out, and I will keep pimpin your comment box!!
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