Almost as bad as watching paint dry

-I hate the feeling of putting on jeans in the morning in the winter. Makes me shiver.

-The noise of another person biting their nails make me gag. And yet my own nails are forever being chomped on.

-I am old enough to know that there is nothing hiding in the dark, under my bed, or in my closet. I am still convinced It the clown will come after me.

-Whiny people make me want to run in front of a vehicle, even though I feel like that is all I do lately.

-Jealousy is something I struggle with every minute. Actually being jealous of how everyone has better friends, better families, better lives, even if it isn't necessarily true I still obsess.

-I am convinced that if I use a public restroom I will end up leaving with some funky vagina disease.

-My obsession with Edward is starting to concern me. I want my own vampire. (what am I 12?)

-I am terrified that I will never be able to feel "normal" and have a fulfilling life. What a waste.

-I love having Hub Hub tickle my back. It makes the people in my head fall asleep. ; )

-When I was younger and (believed) I prayed I would be allergic to food so I wouldn't be so chubby. I am lactose intolerant (ugh) and still chubs.

-Even though I spend the majority of my day on the computer at work, as soon as I get home I go straight for my laptop. I feel lost without it.

-Certain food can make everything better. I bet it can even cure cancer. You'll see. I think peanut butter cups with be the cure.

-I can get so overly connected and involved with characters in a show, movie, or a book, but in real life I am terrified and am horrible at connecting with people.

-I have never made a 100% confident decision in my life. I doubt every step I take.

-I had a hard time making me sound any bit interesting. Why are you reading this again?